Tuesday, August 24, 2010

Woman Dumps Cat in a Garbage Bin

It happened in Jolly Old England. The cat was missing. A nearby homeowner, owner of the cat had recently installed a video camera due to a spate of burglaries in the neighborhood. They scanned the videotape to see if there were any clues to the disappearance of their cat. Sure enough, they caught the fifty something grey haired lady dumping their cat in the garbage bin. She has since been identified and police are interviewing her.


Geeeez, Johnny Carson and Jack Webb both gone. A lot of my lifetime heroes gone. George Burns, Dan Rather, Walter Cronkite, Caroll O'Connor, Johnny Cash, Paul Wellstone, Jimi Hendrix, but HENRY KISSINGER, who was Nixon's Secretary of State fer chrissake forty years ago, still ain't dead. Is this guy a vampire or a zombie or something? Did he make a pact with the Devil? He's an old War Criminal, and he just lives on and on and on.

Monday, August 16, 2010

The Chinese Red Army Does a Tribute to Michael Jackson

No kidding. Does the Chinese Red Army really have a sense of humor?

Sunday, August 8, 2010

Dick Cheney Has No Heart

This is is old news to people who have been keeping up with the news. But it still amazes me. Dick (Darth) Cheney has no heartbeat. No kidding. This is not Supermarket Tabloid Stuff. He's a Cyborg. I always suspected he was heartless. BTW, he has no pulse.

Rumor has it that he has two big sharp canine teeth He doesn't show up in a mirror, and he avoids sunlight. Why do you think he is always in an undisclosed location? If you ever meet up with him, you better have a crucifix handy.

He's an evil Dick.

Sunday, August 1, 2010

A Video About a Flower

A video about a flower. Only, it is a very special kind of flower.