Open Letter to My Favorite Scumbag, Karl Rove

To Dearest Karl Rove:

You have been at the top of the food chain in Washington for eight long years. You have been called Bush's Brain. I suppose someone had to supply a brain to that moron, but why did it have to be you?

You have done everything you could possibly do to help subvert our Constitution. You have done more damage to the country than Osama Bin Laden ever could have dreamed of. And you did it in your official capacity as George W. Bush's chief advisor.

You are scum. You are a slug that crawled out from under a rock. You are a fat fuck. This is just my opinion. Don't take this personally, but I believe you could have been a perfect civil servant for Adolph Hitler or Joe Stalin or even Idi Amin. You could have fit in very well in any brutal totalitarian dictatorship, fascist or otherwise. In fact, you have the perfect personality to be a fascist. You fashioned a secretive authoritarian government that could have been the nightmare of our Founding Fathers.

Your war policies resulted in the deaths of thousands, tens of thousands of people abroad. You helped Bush start a war that you both thought would benefit Republicans politically. And it did. For a while. In a perfect world, you and Bush and Cheney would be tried and convicted for war crimes. And you fostered an economy that is now in the dumpster and is hurting millions of Americans at home.

You are dog crap on the bottom of my shoe. You are despicable beyond words, you corpulent, slimy smirking worm.

Now the Congress wants to question you about politicizing the Department of Justice, which should have been called the Department of Injustice under the Bush administration.

And you are resisting a subpoena from the Congress. Your excuse is that the President (meaning George Bush) has ordered you to resist any questioning in Congress. In case you missed the news, the President is Barack Obama, The George Bush you reference is now a private citizen not authorized to order you to do anything.

I hope the Democrats have the cajones to have you arrested and jailed. And while you are in prison I hope a great big guy named Moose with White Power tattoos all over his body decides you would be a great wife.

Best wishes to you and yours.

With all my love.

NEWSGUY