Sunday, August 8, 2010

Dick Cheney Has No Heart

This is is old news to people who have been keeping up with the news. But it still amazes me. Dick (Darth) Cheney has no heartbeat. No kidding. This is not Supermarket Tabloid Stuff. He's a Cyborg. I always suspected he was heartless. BTW, he has no pulse.

Rumor has it that he has two big sharp canine teeth He doesn't show up in a mirror, and he avoids sunlight. Why do you think he is always in an undisclosed location? If you ever meet up with him, you better have a crucifix handy.

He's an evil Dick.

1 comments:

enigma4ever said...

I am always stunned when they say he has had heart surgery...
HOW????
he has no damn heart....

thanks for the laugh...

good to see you..
take care