Mr. Obama, Will You Learn That the Republicans are Not Going to Cooperate

Dear PResident Obama,

You are like a rejected lover sending Valentine flowers to a lady who does not want you. You have wooed the Republicans for weeks now, and they have simply turned you down. Any more attention and you'd be a stalker.

House Republicans gave you ZERO votes on your stimulus package. Senate Republicans gave you THREE. ANd now your Republican appointment for Commerce Secretary has told you to buzz off, he is not interested. Can you take a hint? They don't want to work with you. They don't love you and they don't want your flowers.

How about working with Democrats for a change. Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi are enough like Republicans that maybe they'd be happy to work with you. Invite them over for tea and cookies and ask them to act like Democrats. There's an idea.

Regards,

NEWSGUY