Dear Toyota

I think it is so cool that you have discovered how to build a car out of sticks and leaves. Where can I get one? At my local National Forest Reserve or what? Are those guys building it members of the UAW or Boy Scouts? Is it powered by rainwater? Who would I get to repair it, a tree surgeon? When it gets old with too much mileage, can I feed it to my horse?

NEWSGUY readers: If you haven't seen this commercial, here it is:

Regards,


NEWSGUY