Peanut Butter and Mayonnaise

Peanut butter sandwiches should always be made on whole wheat bread. Never use Jif or one of those horrible homogenized peanut butters. Lauara Scudders Crunchy is best. Put peanut butter on one slice, mayonnaise or even Miracle Whip on the other. Put lettuce in between. Lots of fresh lettuce. Or cornichon (gherkin) pickles. Or both.